You get a toy that spins a piece of string around stuck in your hair
You buckle your backpack around your chair and then lift it
You put %80 instead of 80% on your graded math test
You take a huge bite of the hot salsa that that you thought was the mild on accident
You pour OJ on your cereal
You drink hummingbird feed that looks like punch in your friend's fridge
You completely disconnect a tv that you are going to help move when its the wrong tv
You buzz your son's head and give him an unexpected close trim stripe
You say "Crap" on the pulpit during a talk
You play clue and accuse all three wrong
You call your friend "Frank" after the rabbit in Donnie Darko
These are some funny instances that me and my friends have done/experienced and I really laughed at. Hopefully, you can smile when you read this too!
-Ben
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2 comments:
You crack me up, bro.
wow, you really said crap during a church talk, thats embarassing
your cousin Christian (the stalker)
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