You know you goofed up if...

You get a toy that spins a piece of string around stuck in your hair

You buckle your backpack around your chair and then lift it

You put %80 instead of 80% on your graded math test

You take a huge bite of the hot salsa that that you thought was the mild on accident

You pour OJ on your cereal

You drink hummingbird feed that looks like punch in your friend's fridge

You completely disconnect a tv that you are going to help move when its the wrong tv

You buzz your son's head and give him an unexpected close trim stripe

You say "Crap" on the pulpit during a talk

You play clue and accuse all three wrong

You call your friend "Frank" after the rabbit in Donnie Darko

These are some funny instances that me and my friends have done/experienced and I really laughed at. Hopefully, you can smile when you read this too!

-Ben

2 comments:

Jenni S. said...

You crack me up, bro.

Unknown said...

wow, you really said crap during a church talk, thats embarassing

your cousin Christian (the stalker)